...from Spring Break, with lots and lots of pictures and stories!! But.... not tonight! MWA HAHA!!!
Just to keep you in suspense.
To tie you over until tomorrow however, here are some delightful Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure all diseases, but Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on--not because he's afriad of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
There are no endangered species, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down and forces the information out of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
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Ok, I'm done now. Come on, you know they're funny. It doesn't matter how many times you've heard them. And if you didn't laugh, then you didn't laugh on purpose--and shame on you.
1 comment:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity -- twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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