WARNING: this post will be completely pointless.
Me: I was actually surprised that he sang about having a carrot top for a daughter, considering his wife is blonde and he's... darkish blonde.
Mike: How do you know this? How?!
Me: I saw the video.
Mike: When??
Me: I HAD A LIFE BEFORE YOU!!!!!!
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Scott: You're like a walking science experiment; I'd like to centrifuge you.
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Stapleton: You do not metabolize one chapter at a time!
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Adrian: I've concluded that chickens and cows are not accurate sources for determining protein content.
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You know what I miss about high school? Chicken Nugget Day. It was akin to a national holiday.
1 comment:
Lol, part of me must think you're joking, because after I posted and read through them I thought to myself, "Man, you just have to be there for stuff like that to be funny." But hey, I've been wrong once before or something. Maybe twice. ;-) Thanks.
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