Monday, March 06, 2006

Shut up Monday, Tuesday is gonna kick your A$$

Harry Potter is out on DVD tomorrow, which is cool X 10 because there's a dragon in it--and don't you forget it.

You know what hate? I hate it that I always want cold water to drink in the bathroom when I'm thirsty in the middle of the night and I have to stand there forever waiting for it to get cold. But of course when I'm in the kitchen wishing for hot water to wash my dishes with, it takes forever for the water to get hot.
I also hate those parking spots in Meijer parking lots that are taken up by the friggin' carts. And I don't mean just a stray cart, I mean the honest-to-goodness parking spots that are reserved for the carts. I always think there's a spot so I get excited and then suddenly-- NOPE, CARTS.

I gave my sister Picasa today (only the coolest desktop photo program you'll never have to pay money for) and she was so happy. Which made me happy. :)

I did remarkably better on my second Biochem test. And when I mean remarkably, I mean I raised my grade three grades. Ho. Ly. Crap I'm happy. But next time I'm gettin' an A. Yesiree. This will probably involve drawing pictures of the citric acid cycle on poster board and placing them all over my apartment so I don't even see anything else--but it can be done. Biochem will not defeat me!

Um, so about it not snowing here for a while... forget I said that. I was just kidding.

Today was impressively long, but good. That is all.

8 comments:

Michael J. Jordan said...

I have the solutions for all your problems.

1. The cold/not cold water
Don't do dishes, and don't ever drink water ever.

2. Thee Meijer carts of doom
Dude, just park on the carts.  That's what they want you to do.  On the sign that says "Carts" it says Car too, see: Carts.  They're just saving money on the sign by putting those two together.  And if any Meijer employee tries to tell you differently, you just tell their minimum-wage earning, silent-J having ass that Michael Jordan said it was okay, and print out this comment and show it to them.  And then also shoot them, and yell "Don't let this be you!" to anyone around.

Boomer said...

You are one crazy mofo, you know that? ;-)

Anonymous said...

OMG...was that a curse word? :O

Boomer said...

Mofo? Lol, no, you crazy foreigner you. ;-)

Anonymous said...

so what on earth IS a mofo?!

Boomer said...

Mike Jordan is a mofo. Heck yes he is.

Michael J. Jordan said...

Mofo = Mike Jordan
Mike Jordan = curse word
Thus mofo = curse word.
*gropes Shruts*

Boomer said...

HEY! THERE WILL BE NO GROPING OF SHRUTI IN MY BLOG YOU REBEL!!

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