Me: *squeak squeak squeak*
Mike: What are you doing?
Me: .........
Mike: You're disturbed.
Me: This is my brain on Biochem!
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Ugggggh. This has been one tremendous week, and it's only Tuesday. I can say with great relief however that after tomorrow I'll be 200% better, just because my biochem exam will be out of the way. After that, only three more exams to go! :D
My internet has been acting crazy lately, and Mike got a little nuts over it last night and tried to figure out what the problem was. He found evidence (don't ask me how, I'm not the cyborg) that a hacker has been repeatingly trying to dump me off over and over by bombarding my connection with information. A hacker! OMG! Whenever I think of hackers I think of these mysterious dudes just sitting in a room with the lights off typing away furiously on their keyboards.
*pause*
I just thought of Mike Jordan. It's YOU ISN'T IT?!
4 comments:
Hackers go DOWN!! I SHALL MAKE NO DISTINCTIONS BETWEEN FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!!! *foams*
NO IT WASN'T ME. *shifty eyes*
DoS attack, eh? Well as long as Mike's on the case, just sit back and have a synack. Ahaha, SYNACK. You see, that's, um, part of the SYN Flood, that uh, might have been used... to... um... attack you... aheh... heh... *sits down*
*ominous voice* NOBODY IS GREATER THAN THE CYBORG...he shall mutilate all the *shifty eyed* potential destructors of the um..web of technology that unites all innocent computer citizens *ominous voice off*
rotfl
I love you guys. :)
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