This morning Beth and I got up way too early to meet a man who was renting out two bedrooms of his home to either pharmacy or optometry students starting in the summer/fall of '07. He took us to this house about ten minutes away from campus that sits right on nice-sized lake, and gave us a little tour. Beth and I would be given the entire finished basement (two bedrooms, laundry room, living room, dining room, and bathroom) for $600 a month to split between us. We don't have to pay for heat, utilities, water, or laundry, just base rent and any high-speed internet or upgraded cable that we might want. The house was beautiful, barely ten years old, and the basement level leads on onto a backyard patio that extends the entire length of the house looking down on the water. He's even giving us all the furniture we need, including beds, a TV, couches, a kitchen table, and a refrigerator. And the best part is that he doesn't seem like a complete creep-o either, so there's an extremely strong possibility that this could be where I'll live next year. I'll know for sure by Friday. :)
Do you remember that guy who freaked out at me because I couldn't help him with his homework? If not, here's a refresher. So a guy down my hall, Brandon, brought me a paper today and showed me an article that talked about a man who "exposed" himself to an employee at the fitness center against her will. Apparently it was that guy! Something like that has got to be enough to get his weird-ass kicked the heck out of school. Honestly, I don't know how he functions in society.
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HOLY CRAP *imagines* *can't* *strains to imagine* *still can't*
but that's crazy anywho.. ;) ..now, uh, you'd better stay FAR FAR away from him dude! *builds invisible shield around you* (don't worry, you're still not immune to my 'brain invasions')
roflcopter!
My god that's amazing. I love coincidences like that. Yay for indecent exposure! I bet it was something like this. Let's call him Chuckles.
Chuckles: Hi, I'd like to work on deez.
Hot Employee #1: Deez?
Chuckles: Deez nuts!
Chuckles presents them
Hot Employee #1: How do you get stretch marks on your sac??
This has been a dramatization by Michael Jordan.
O dear lord.
wow.....just wow
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