Today started off unique at 2 am when several of the boys on my floor came home... "toasted" shall we say? ;) I was sleeping like a normal person of course, and upon rousing briefly in response to the rukus they were causing in the hallway, I promptly went back to sleep. At least until Branden knocked on my door. I remained in bed, unwilling to answer him. I was warm, half-asleep, not interested in anything he might have to say, and slightly scared (ha, that sounds a little out of place...). My lack of response didn't dissuade him however, and he proceeded to lay on his stomach outside my doorway and talk to me through the crack between my door and the carpeting. He tried his best for a period of ten or so minutes to entice me out of my room, part of which included singing made-up country music lyrics to me and declaring that pharmacy was "hot." After a while I realized that he wasn't about to go away out of boredom anytime soon, and I had to get up early and wanted him to leave me the heck alone. So I opened my door. He seemed comically shocked to see that his racket-making had actually disturbed anybody, and went about apologizing profusely for the next several minutes while almost gagging me with his alcohol-smelly... ness. He then discovered that I had dinosaurs on my pajama pants, which apparently frightened him, and he left me alone.
This morning I discovered that after bothering me he targeting my friend Beth, and then he called Taco Bell (Taco Bell has a phone? Who knew?) and harassed them for a while. Then he beat up his own trashcan, and he humped his toilet. All of which Trevor caught on video with his camera phone, and we all got to watch later. :D
The rest of my Valentine's Day proceeded without incident, except for the mild interruption around three or so when I checked my mail and realized I got a package!!! It was from my Mommy and it had a purple stuffed unicorn in it, which I adore and gushed over for quite some time. :D
And I've had way too many sour apple Jolly Ranchers today. Dammit, they're so good.
9 comments:
Yay for Valentine's packages! And drunks! We don't get a lot of them here, surprisingly, but I live on an "alcohol-free" floor. Eh. My aunt sent me a bunch of food and my parents sent an overly sentimental card...intriguing.
Thanks for the comment on my blog, I put it up as an away message today and he made a point of calling and talking to me, and we'll be getting together this weekend. :)
:-O O man you quoted me? I'm so flattered! :D I'm happy to hear things are feeling a little better for you. Just keep your chin up and remember to be true to yourself. :)
STOP STEALING MY FRIENDS!
*AHAHAHAAHA*
O man...that's HILARIOUS! I bet you were fated to wear those dinosaur pj's though! *arrr*
rofl Wow! That Brandon sounds like a real sophisticate. I usually just "dare" drunk people to eat non-edible things like Qtips or hair. That's how I get my jollies.
PS
Pharmacy is hot, and so are dinosaur pajama pants.
SHRUTI!!! IM NOT INVITED TO YOUR BLOG?!?!!! *shrivels up and cries* ... jerk....
Mike J: You must've failed "sharing" in elementary school eh? ;)
Shruti: I alternate which pairs I wear. I have the dinos which are green, then I have a pink pair with kittens knitting on them. :D
Mike J: Oh you know it. ;)
Kate: I'm pretty sure she just didn't have your email address--I can give it to her for you though. :)
OMG..Wonderful Kate! I sent an automated email to my email list..and i don't have your email! :(
I'll email it to you Shruti.
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