Thursday, March 01, 2007

Triple Decker

Mike: I love you!
:-D
Me: how much do you love me?
Mike: on a scale of 1 - 100 where 1 represents the sum experiences of a physically handicapped individual forced to endure the pain of hearing Hanson played over and over again while being shit on by a leper midget, and 100 represents the culmination of love received by God....i'd say about a 3?
Me: You suck at this

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yay cripples!

shruts said...

o hey little ms. "you don't update b/c your blog is private!"...*complains*

*cough* SLACKER

shruts said...

i hate it when you make a mistake on a comment,and fix it, but then feel extremely guilty for leaving a "comment deleted" blob sitting there like wreaking havoc! *baah humbug*

Boomer said...

There, I removed it for you. Feel better? ;)

shruts said...

*is comforted greatly* ;)

Thanks ye who is talented in deleting havoc-like things! *bows*

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