Chris: I already killed the unicorn.
Me: You killed a unicorn??
Chris: Yeah, there's only one in this entire game. And I fucking killed it. *evil*
After more explanation...
Chris: You're supposed to defeat all these guys that are guarding it, but I didn't do that. Know what I did? I dashed in there, jumped on the unicorn, and rode it out of there. I rode it to a river, killed it, and pushed it in the water. Mwaha.
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Me: That one was pretty.
Chris: It's still pretty, it's just dead.
7 comments:
omg, evilty runs in your blood...get it? BLOOD!
:)
Lol, yeah I get it. :P
Witnessing my brother playing his video games is incredibly entertaining, and I've gotten so many awesome quotes from it.
"Fuck my tits!" That's another good one. ;)
:O
*blushes*
Yeah, that one was one was pretty vulgar. ;) That's my bro for you.
If he couldn't be vulgar, he'd probably explode. And that would be messy. :-)
Yeah, and I don't want to clean it up.
omg...the sister is eviler! :P
*bwahaha*
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