Mike: We could put you on a street corner to help pay for the wedding.
Me: You know, maybe we should put YOU on a street corner. Maybe in a pair of surf bummer shorts with a chain connecting your nipple rings. I bet gay guys would pay big money for you.
Mike: That reminds me of this one time I was on Tribal Wars--
Me: Seriously? This reminds you of something? As in, you have a real life experience to actually relate to this?
Mike: *sigh* ANYway...