Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Dear Hannah Montana

Nobody fucking cares about you. Either of you. Why would anyone want to watch a movie (or pay actual money to watch a movie) about your so-called life? My life is more exciting, and not to mention authentic, than yours and that is saying something. Oh and by the way... all this bull about your movie being the "biggest of the season?" Wtf were you thinking?? Here's a bunch of reasons why you aren't the biggest movie of the season:
  • Star Trek
  • X Men Origins: Wolverine (infinitely hotter than you, oh yes)
  • Transformers 2
  • Angels and Demons
  • Harry Potter #6
  • Terminator Salvation
I would seriously enjoy lighting you on fire. Please go away.

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On Easter break and lovin' every minute! Happy bunnies and jelly beans to all my beloved readers. ;)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

She will go away when she gets older, right now all the 4 to 12 year old girls in the country pee their pants at the sound of her name. Lame. My kid is so not going there.

Boomer said...

Hahaha, mine either!! There are going to have to be rules in my house about stuff like this, because there's no way I would go to Walmart and buy any of my kids apparel with tween celebrity faces on them. >_<

shruts said...

whatever happened to the gay Power Rangers? i used to love them...oh man. and scooby doo.

atleast they weren't boring fake-o preppy kids...oh wait.

Boomer said...

Scooby-Doo and Power Rangers do not belong in the same sentence together. The fact that Scooby could kick all the Rangers asses is only one reason why this is so. :P

Anonymous said...

Scooby is the exception to EVERY rule lol

Michael J. Jordan said...

Fanelia, I awkwardly but genuinely hug you for this post.

Boomer said...

*feels you up*

Michael J. Jordan said...

*you discover hidden candy*

Boomer said...

Hopefully by "hidden candy" you don't mean your twig and berries? ;)

Michael J. Jordan said...

My thunder?  No!  I was referring to my secret Kit-Kat.

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