Bachelorettes

This past weekend was my groovy up north Bachelorette weekend, which can only really be described by a series of quotes and pictures! I'll let them do the talking ;)

Me: I think Beth left something on her car...
Beth: It's the penis cake!! Get it before it melts!
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Me: Why is the jizz orange?
Beth: He's been on Rifampin.
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Me: What are we going to do with all these bananas?
Colleen: Carve penises out of them!
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Colleen: It only counts if you swallow, right?
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Me: I taught her how to eat meat.
Beth and Colleen: *judgmental laughter*
Me: Chicken. Chicken!!
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Tom Tom: After 350 feet, turn left!
Beth: You're not the boss of me Tom Tom!
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Beth (on marriage): It's like a life sentence only three times as bad, because most life sentences are only 20 years or something.
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Beth: My mouth is out of practice. It's not used to blowing this much.
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Me: Ugh, you know what we suck at?
Beth: Penis?
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Beth: I like your penis!
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Ahem, so needless to say, there was a lot of penis going on. I guess we wouldn't be doing the term "bachelorette" any justice without that! ;) Anyway, I had a fantastic time and the weather was beautiful! We were able to do a ton even with the limited amount of time we had and the limited amount of girls who could make it. :)

Now it's crunch time, as I prepare to take the NAPLEX literally one week from today and become Mrs. McDonald two weeks from Saturday! O_O