If Mike didn't exist I would find this guy and marry him. Why you ask? Pfft, like I'd tell you. Mwaha.My ab-roller makes my shoulders hurt. I take this as a sign that I'm doing it completely wrong, but perhaps I just have a killer torso and noodle arms--that wouldn't surprise me at all.
I love Tums. How dumb is that? They're so much like candy I could eat the whole bottle if I were starving. In fact, I'd eat the Tums for nourishment long before I'd eat the Ramen. Loooooong before.
That is all. Pippy-pip!
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Alas, but I DO exist! Your plans are thwarted!
~P.C.
I wouldn't want it any other way. ;-)
*cracks up* You must be taking crazy pills!
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