Today at the pharmacy...
Nancy: Oh good! I'm glad you're here. Can you show me one of our Trojan Magnum condoms?
Me: Sure. *Gets one*
Nancy: Oh wow. So that's what the extra large ones look like.
Me: Yep.
Nancy: These must be for guys with big heads.
6 comments:
hehe, "gets one." You crazy pharmacists and your drugs.
wow...that almost sounded like you said condoms are drugs...haha.
The best part is the directions we get with the condoms. They don't even use complete sentences, and they explain the procedure as if they're explaining it to three year olds.
"Remove condom. Throw it away. Use new condom each time you have sex."
And there are illistrations for those illiterate among us--I crack up over those.
Aaahaha I love those illustrations with the little penis. I want a shirt with that on it.
It's time to take charge of your future and independence by having your own business!
My own condom business?
Well wouldn't that be interesting.
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