Me: You're full of negative energy today. Maybe you should throw yourself in front of that car and end your misery!
Beth: Naw. With the luck I'm having today, it won't kill me. Instead I'll be paralyzed, which would screw up any future attempts to kill myself.
The temperature this morning when I went to class was -17. That was without windchill, bee tee double you. Apparently every school in Big Rapids and Reed City (neighboring city) closed down due to friggin' cold-ass weather. NOT FSU, because we're obviously a bunch of alcoholics or something like that.
Instead, due to it being the first Tuesday of the month, we get to have a firedrill! Which really only means that they want to force us to go to the cafe to keep warm because the food really isn't enough to entice us.
/rant.
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Oooooh I know...CMU didn't get closed either, and the air was so cold and dry on my way to and from class on Monday that I got a nosebleed. :( However, the whole Grand Rapids area has been out of school the last two days. Lucky. *huffs and puffs and tries to stay warm*
Oh! And! We had a water main break due to backed-up pressure from some fountains that are still running so people won't walk across the half-frozen pond by my residence hall, and it set the fire alarm off, so we were all outside, some of us (including me) with improper footwear, for half an hour.
(promise this is the last comment)
aw dude, i can't complain, actually i can, but technically can't b/c wmu was closed monday. HOWEVER, i spent the entire day ruined on a pchem lab report that i still haven't completed! *baah* so it didn't help much..what WOULD help if it stayed shut for this WHOLE WEEK! *prays to spaghetti monster*
Shelli: A nosebleed! Oh man that must've been terrible. :( An independent pharmacy burned down in my hometown yesterday because all the fire hydrants froze and there was no water to put it out. It's kind of scary!
Shruti: Yeah, everyone up here was talking about WMU closing for a day. LUCKY. :P
*rubs it in*
*pushes you in the toilet*
1. what is it with you and toilets/fart related stuff?
2. i have flush resistant genes babe.. :)
You know what I think? I think you have a fart fetish. Yeah, that's what I think. Who in the world associates a toilet with farting? Personally, pooping would pop up first in my mind, but I wouldn't really know because
GIRLS DON'T POOP!!! :P
ok, i was JUST referring to our previous conversation mon.
;)
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