Truly, I can't understand why anyone in their right mind would live in a dorm. This probably seems ridiculously hypocritical of me to say, because after all, I AM living in a dorm. But let me list off some of the things that make me want to get out of here as fast as I can:
- Monthly firedrills: seriously, how old are we? Does it even make any sense to have them the same time and day every month? Real fires happen whenever they want.
- Flouresent lights: TERRIBLE. I don't think I've ever turned mine on--I always have my three-way lamp going.
- Toilets: these buggers sound like they could suck down the ozone layer if they were put in an outhouse.
- Dorm food: perhaps the worst source of nutritional value you could possibly find. Even eating all the crap from an entire vending machine could possibly be better for you than this. Just about the only thing that tastes good is the soft-served ice cream--and that's only because it's impossible to screw that up.
- Parking: nobody needs to write that many tickets. Period.
- Neighbors: quiet hours are a requirement, NOT an option. And if you're having sex--good for you--but put a damn sock in it.
- Weird people: that no one would ever want to live with. I don't want to tutor your sorry ass, I don't want to show you my boobies, and if you eyeball my laptop again like you're going to swipe it someday I'll kick you in your tiny balls.
Perhaps I've just had bad experiences. >_<
6 comments:
Dorms do suck. Hopefully theres not "conditioner" all over your shower... Only a few more weeks right?! =D
HAHAHAHA! Oh man! I forgot all about that!
You: "And if there's jizz all over my shower floor I'm going to cry, because how will I know the difference between that and shampoo?"
^_^
One has a bit of an elastic property ;)
oh the things I read
Well, if I suspect any, I'll save it for you to touch and test for elastic property. >_<
JILL! :D *is happy*
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