Sooooooo earlier this summer a couple of hooligans egged my parents' house all over the front picture window (which is about eight feet wide or so) and down the siding of the front half of the house. Now, these hooligans were of course kids, and of course they know my brother, because it's only fun to do that crap to people you know. This was exceptionally annoying, because not only was it a mess to clean up, it could've caused a great deal of damage if we hadn't cleaned it up as quickly as we did.
Last night, the hooligans visited again. It was 3 am, and I was sleeping (hark!), and I woke up suddenly to the dog barking. Mom told him to shut up, because he frequently barks at nothing, but he was relentless. Then the phone rang, and one of my brother's friends was on the line. My brother got up to go get it (he was still awake, playing his X Box or something...), and Mom stopped to use the bathroom. Before she turned the light on however, she heard something outside like whooshing air, and was worried it was the pool. But when she looked, she saw instead some tall, shaggy-haired kid spraying some kind of stuff into my brother's bedroom window. Let me tell you, I've never heard my mom's voice like that when she screamed at that kid to get out. I didn't see, but according to her, he tore out of the yard like a bat out of hell.
It was a good thing too, because the whole ordeal scared me, and I ran to the back door to see if I could catch him. He was gone, and lucky for him, because I had enough adrenaline pumping through my veins I'm more than sure I could've taken him down.
We discovered that the kid had sprayed doe urine into my brother's window, and now the whole house reeked of it. Oh, lovely. Chris thinks he knows who did it, and I told him he better let this "friend" of his know that if I ever catch him in my yard again, I'll beat his ass to the ground and hold him until the cops can get there.
Don't laugh--I will. Then he can ride home in the police car for trespassing and destruction of property. Friggin' hooligan.
*shakes cane*
5 comments:
*haha* what a sister! :)
YES! Amanda the crotchety big sister! :) You rock!
I want a cane...
Oooh man. I cannot STAND when people TP or egg houses and involve someone's entire family like that. You should effing RAPE whoever those people are. (with Mike's permission)
We think that the kid that called was a decoy--they probably planned on just spraying into Chris's window, but when they got here they realized he was still awake. It's a bunch of bullshit. My parents are pissed.
If I were your parents I'd be calling up other parents. *sigh* that is so gross though, I bet your brothers not so happy about it either...
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