Chris (while playing Oblivion): Oh gee, I guess you're fucked, sorry about that. I'm going to take your pants now.
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Chris (Oblivion): I'm going to take this horse someplace safe. And then I'm going to kill it.
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Guy: I've never pushed Jesus on anyone!
Chris: You just gave me a pamphlet, you bastard.
1 comment:
fuckin' priceless
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