Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Standup?

Chris (while playing Oblivion): Oh gee, I guess you're fucked, sorry about that. I'm going to take your pants now.

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Chris (Oblivion): I'm going to take this horse someplace safe. And then I'm going to kill it.

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Guy: I've never pushed Jesus on anyone!
Chris: You just gave me a pamphlet, you bastard.
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1 comment:

shruts said...

fuckin' priceless

12:48 AM

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