Shruti: :D Amanda, I am incredibly grateful that you hear me....I've said this a million times, but LITERALLY NO WORDS can describe how incredibly amazing it is to have ONE human being on this fucked up earth who hears you! I wouldn't trade it for the Universe.
Me: Universe: "......pwn'd."
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Shruti: hahaaa Because you're the all knowing truth attractor...OBVIOUSLY, you attracted teh Cosmic Sound of Truth (and holy noise)
Me: and don't forget God
Shruti: OF COURSE
Me: I'm like a supreme being MAGNET
Shruti: but that just makes you..mortal *giggle*
Me: pfft
Shruti: mortal with a lightsaber
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Shruti: sidenote: capillaries are the FUCKING BOMB
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Shruti: xo...xo. Xanthine oxidase
Me: furfur
Shruti: *jizz*
3 comments:
HAHA...you didn't!
but you did! O.o
you know...this conversation needs some clarification:
me: go study now my young padawan :)
amanda: hey, I'm a fucking jedi by now damn it
me: alright fine
JEDI!
amanda: i've got a lightsaber and EVERYTHING
me: jealous
amanda: that's right
me: trembles?
amanda: I am a kind jedi
me: ok untrembles
amanda: haha
me: may the studying Gods be with you
amanda: may the Magic Eight Ball say, "WIthout a doubt!"
me: HAHAA, shit, what if my question was is smooth muscle striated?
amanda: well... in that case.... i'd get a new Magic Eight Ball ;)
me: HAAA
ok, i'll look into it
amanda: one that NEVER LIES
like mine
Haha,thanks ;) I feel all vain quoting myself :P
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