Spam Mail

One of my favorite things to pass-the-time-until-something-more-important-begins is reading the titles of my Spam emails. Most of them involve massively increasing the size of your "rod," black market prescription drugs, watches, and random "Read or Your Gay" threats. Every now and then I come across some gems, and today I thought I should start compiling a list of my favorites. From today's batch:

• Make your boner so iron it could pierce a hole in the ceiling
  
• Do you know why there are so many Chinese people?
• Best oil for pork motor
• Give squish mittens DUE attention
• Enter her twat like a bull
  
• Wake up your pork monster

I've received about 900 spam mails in the past week, so rest assured there will be more to come. ;)