Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Ah yes, finals week

At our neighbors party....

Mike: *knock knock*
Dudes next door: *shhhhh!* It's the cops! *shhhhhhh!*

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Mike: I farted again.
Me: OMG it's horrible!!! What the hell is wrong with you?! I think you're dying on the inside!

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Stapleton: Yes, so the "blood" that you think is all over that juicey roast beef you bought at Meijer is really just dye.
Biochem class: .............
Katie: I feel lied to.

2 comments:

shruts said...

*AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA* on the floor *HAHA* awesome dude! whew.

Boomer said...

Stapleton is the queen of chemistry humor. ;D

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