At our neighbors party....
Mike: *knock knock*
Dudes next door: *shhhhh!* It's the cops! *shhhhhhh!*
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Mike: I farted again.
Me: OMG it's horrible!!! What the hell is wrong with you?! I think you're dying on the inside!
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Stapleton: Yes, so the "blood" that you think is all over that juicey roast beef you bought at Meijer is really just dye.
Biochem class: .............
Katie: I feel lied to.
2 comments:
*AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA* on the floor *HAHA* awesome dude! whew.
Stapleton is the queen of chemistry humor. ;D
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