While studying

Beth: "I like the word 'shunt.' It rhymes with another word I like to call Dr. Boncher sometimes."

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Dr. Hult: "About ten or twelve of you will be diagnosed in your lifetime with clinical depression. *pause* In fact, pharmacy school might just cause clinical depression."

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Me: "You know, it really speaks highly of our friendship, though."
Beth: "What? That we can talk about my anus?"